I swear at least one of them must have let out a little wee after all that laughing - at least, I sure as hell hope so!

shake it off...

Phil 'Animal' Taylor / Topper Headon?

Mini 1275GT 1973 - sliver / black and a riot to drive

Ba-ba-rra-rra-cu-cu-da-da!

And when they got home his wife strapon-fucked him like a bitch!

My fave too - quite apart from Jenny Agutter getting naked, the special effects are stunning and the cinema / Picadilly Circus scene is priceless. And the bad dream when the stormtroopers take his house always scares the shit out of me!

Makes the British Centreparks look a bit sad!

Sit on a washing machine...

Repeat after me BOBFOC - and my goodness you'd have a surprise in the morning!

Please - we don't want him! Though I do sense a 'car crash' moment coming on here with his behaviour over the past few days. Stress? Guy needs to take a time out

I think the bigger issue is about quality - we import 'meat' because it's cheap - and if ever the old adage of you get what you pay for is true it's with food - problem is we don't want to pay a fair price for decent food, so pre-prepared food will always go with the cheapest option and run the risks. I'd rather have fit/healthy/prime cuts of horse meat than mechaincally re-claimed anything. And the irony is the French are up in arms about it...

Looks to me like a giant Cadbury's Creme Egg - not that that really helps explain it, unless there was a giant carbury's creme bird flying overhead...

Will having underwear rubbing against your face ever catch on? CORSET will!

Circumcision? The money's not good. But they do get to keep all the tips!

The biggest 'fail' was the apparent lack of any exposed tits!

Kind of thinking along those line - but in view of recent press perhaps fortunate this wasn't in India or she'd have been gang-raped!

Cannot blame the rider - the bike overtaking her clipped her handlebar/mirror and caused the accident, before calm-as-you-like buggering off!

no problem - guy's a one man air bag!

I agree - though we had a physics teacher (many years ago!) who was about as aparently competent and although he was deadpan I think this was more a defence mechanism for when things went wrong...

excellent - and at least the marshalls had the sense not to try to intervene until the bikes had finished their unusual mating ritual!

hey, are you ok? well sort of, but I think my balls need to be drained, it's a man thing, please help me...

I'm not expert in such things but I think at the very least physical (as opposed to chemical) castration would be in order. That's behavioural. Then penal - I think the prison option of a pipe up the arse threaded with barbed wire and removing the pipe would suffice

What's the guy equivalent of Bunny Boiler? I don't know, but reckon he's just defined it

Guido boy needs to calm down and remember, revenge is a dish best served cold...

Well, of all the weapens that was about the dummest - surely a vacuum cleaner would have been better (to vacuum the spider, not hit the wall!)

Love his face at the end though - ah, the face of hindsight!

Her complaining that she was robbed is ironic given if it was real, at that price it would definitely have been stolen from someome else. Which she didn't seem to care about. Greed mixed with stupidity - don't you just love it!

I was racking my brain trying to work out why someone happened to be filming this - so thanks for answering that one!

I am awful confused now what with all those people dying and getting her pregnant - is there any chance that all those relatives are actually the same man?

A couple of GU10 LED bulbs - still, at least I will be able to find my way to my arse in the dark...

Pretty darn good, but a little disappointed they didn't start mating...

BOBFOC

Just watched two weeks of the most amazing paralympics (which according to reports in UK the US didn't get a whole lot of on TV) and it was f-ing ace. Might have welled-up a few times though

The piggy-back photo made me cry a little - in a good way too

Never mind the how or where or why but looking at the here and now

#7 is Buzz Lightyear, minus his space helmet, of course...

I'm with you there - I was thinking of a the cartoon robber with black eye mask and a bag over his back marked 'swag'...

ha fuckin' ha

He needs to keep a finger up there or she'll sink if she falls into the water

'Fox was taken to the hospital for injuries, but was listed in good condition'

From the ending of the Mexican re-make of the Italian job - the Mexcian Job

If you asked him nicely he might let you...