xchandlerx
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Joined:6 years ago
(07 Feb 2007)
Last visit:3 months ago
Country:United States
Hometown:Odessa Texas

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WTFALO2JEFE replied to xchandlerx's comment on Oh shit farming

Then* ,... Sure why not

oh shit farming
6 months ago
killgoreSlaysall replied to xchandlerx's comment on Oh shit farming

I would rather ride it than fuck it too....

oh shit farming
6 months ago
jayfive replied to xchandlerx's comment on Good deed of the day

Fuckin funny as hell

good deed of the day
01:49
6 months ago
marcellus replied to xchandlerx's comment on Chimpanzees: Dumber Than All Humans

No, just Bush!

chimpanzees dumber than all humans
02:50
6 months ago
twatjuice replied to xchandlerx's comment on Uppercut Heard Around the World

plus to you sir for being str8

uppercut heard around the world
03:59
7 months ago
twatjuice replied to xchandlerx's comment on Uppercut Heard Around the World

no i know because i can read??? look it up sweetheart^^^^^ and have some twatjuice on the end of this blue pole

uppercut heard around the world
03:59
7 months ago
twatjuice replied to xchandlerx's comment on Uppercut Heard Around the World

assurance wireless phones are really BUSH phones..that program started in 2002. look it up..virgin mobile!!!!

uppercut heard around the world
03:59
7 months ago
Firebug replied to xchandlerx's comment on Explosion caught on camera

You mean godzirra?

explosion caught on camera
01:33
7 months ago
CrawdaddySupreme replied to xchandlerx's comment on News Anchor Defends

Damn, man... don't you know words hurt? Don't you know negs hurt? Imma havta go see my counselor now. Thanks a lot.

news anchor defends
04:20
7 months ago
CrawdaddySupreme replied to xchandlerx's comment on News Anchor Defends

No, no, no. Not defending fat girls at all. I just assume that because of your fondness for ass to mouth and total lack of hygiene, your breath probably smells like ass.

And btw, my father's balls smell of latex and Old Spice. Good ole dad knows what the ladies like. Smell is power!

news anchor defends
04:20
7 months ago
CrawdaddySupreme replied to xchandlerx's comment on News Anchor Defends

Like your breath I imagine.

news anchor defends
04:20
7 months ago
HellBoy211 replied to xchandlerx's comment on The IDEAL Government

And what would that solve? You seem like a nice guy, but sex should be between a man and a woman.

the ideal government
8 months ago
EastBeast replied to xchandlerx's comment on Stick it in

I remember that post 1

stick it in
00:30
8 months ago
Silke replied to xchandlerx's comment on Gun advocate

I'm not too up on American law but there are three things wrong with him carrying an AR-15 assault rifle, legally speaking that is.
1- in many states that long gun must be restricted in it's magazine capacity, (I'm guessing his isn't).
2- intent, openly carrying a firearm is intent to commit assault, (if you feel intimidated by overt action or posture you have committed assault a felony offense).
3- criminal record for violence, drugs or politcal dissidence or being mentaly incompacitate it is illegal to posses or acquire a firearm.

gun advocate
03:48
9 months ago
Cigarmann replied to xchandlerx's comment on Gun advocate

He carries the damn thing like he's wearing a man purse......

gun advocate
03:48
9 months ago
TheJoekenorer replied to xchandlerx's comment on Bruce's Suicide Fail!

He hit the X3 multiplier flag just outside the cameras view.

bruce s suicide fail
01:42
9 months ago
Gecko replied to xchandlerx's comment on CRANE GAME

Going to be a bunch of orange cocks!

crane game
9 months ago
popejohn666 replied to xchandlerx's comment on New species found

Im not sure what it would be considered, but I'd probably fap to it.

new species found
10 months ago
DrunkenPiano replied to xchandlerx's comment on New species found

What're you asking me for? Do I look Japanese to you?

new species found
10 months ago
NightStalker replied to xchandlerx's comment on Salt and Ice

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Girl, you know... you know... You're my fantasy.

salt and ice
11 months ago
scrabledeecrumbles replied to xchandlerx's comment on Salt and Ice

Or your best friend? Or your drugged sister, for that matter?

salt and ice
11 months ago
fkbisme replied to xchandlerx's comment on Falling Granny

I was fapping!

falling granny
01:17
11 months ago
ArtemNY replied to xchandlerx's comment on Falling Granny

I wasn't looking but I looked.

falling granny
01:17
11 months ago
treeshaka replied to xchandlerx's comment on Falling Granny

Me too........I was hoping I wasnt the only one checking out granny's lil' camel toes.......

falling granny
01:17
11 months ago
brazilbilly replied to xchandlerx's comment on 18 month old baby

isent that what all the villains said on scooby doo?

18 month old baby
00:34
11 months ago
LizardQueen replied to xchandlerx's comment on Snooki's snatch

If she has it there for masturbation purposes, it's probably a family member.

snooki s snatch
11 months ago
Rhino76 replied to xchandlerx's comment on Snooki's snatch

What picture frame

snooki s snatch
11 months ago
ClaytonBigsby replied to xchandlerx's comment on Shits himself

McDonalds Spicy McShits...

shits himself
01:12
12 months ago
BobScratchit replied to xchandlerx's comment on Cleaning house

Hahahaha fuckin' great!

cleaning house 0e
01:00
12 months ago
Fapula replied to xchandlerx's comment on It rubs the lotion on its skin

Less than a penny? That's good value!

it rubs the lotion on its skin 6d
03:46
12 months ago
MrRam replied to xchandlerx's comment on Japanese Lunch

Exactly! Finally someone understands. The added soul makes the meat that much more exquisite. The squirming is the icing on the cake...

japanese lunch
01:41
1 year ago
lvlssepssy replied to xchandlerx's comment on Some good old fashioned red neck fun.

a good bag bomb is much better. it goes " BOOOMMM " and causes earthquakes! You light a torch adjust the tip perfectly then slap it out. Then run the actylene / oxygen mix into a large trashbag till 2/3, 3/4 full. tye it off. Stand way off and shoot it with a .22 . the plastic rips causing static discharge. " BOOMM " Can be heard 12 mi. away!!

some good old fashioned red neck fun
01:19
1 year ago

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