Zoidberg
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(20 Jan 2012)
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zoidberg uploaded More assorted
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zoidberg uploaded Assortment
assortment
9 minutes ago
zoidberg commented on olympicFapper's Apache Dance by Hasan Baba

http://youtu.be/UUxkGbf-GaI

apache dance by hasan baba
5 hours ago
zoidberg commented on friendlygarfield's Testing power of Chinese military QBU-10 sniper / anti-mater

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MK4SEoBFXk

testing power of chinese military qbu 10 sniper anti
20 hours ago
zoidberg commented on crawdaddysupreme's The human condition

I find petty cowards that hide behind walls of words to be tiring and yes I am talking about you.

4 days ago
zoidberg commented on zoidberg's Kai the hitchhiker

Authorities said McGillvary pondered on his Facebook page Tuesday the idea of waking up in a stranger's house with a groggy head and injuries, and the realization of being drugged and raped. "What would you do?" he wrote, according to officials.

kai the hitchhiker
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5 days ago
zoidberg uploaded Kai the hitchhiker
kai the hitchhiker
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5 days ago
zoidberg replied to brohamn's comment on The Creepiest Motherfucker in Porn

$$$$$$$$$

the creepiest motherfucker in porn 4f
5 days ago
zoidberg uploaded Deadly hunt
deadly hunt
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5 days ago
zoidberg uploaded Crazy pipe cutting
crazy pipe cutting
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5 days ago
zoidberg commented on olympicFapper's George W. Bush has a slip-of-the-tongue...

Any act between one or more people is a conspiracy so the Boston bombings was a conspiracy. I would hate to live in the world you tinfoil hat wearers do. Your lives are wholly controlled by others and there is nothing you can do about it. I wonder why you people don't just commit suicide.

george w bush has a slip of the tongue
6 days ago
zoidberg uploaded Socotra
socotra
7 days ago
zoidberg replied to Rooster65's comment on Rare Jimi Hendrix home video

or your barbiturates.

rare jimi hendrix home video
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7 days ago
zoidberg commented on g0g3tfuck3d's Men are tougher than women you say?

Fuck the dumb shit that is what they make drugs for.

men are tougher than women you say
7 days ago
zoidberg uploaded Rare Jimi Hendrix home video
rare jimi hendrix home video
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7 days ago
zoidberg replied to omens's comment on Cotati California

It is in the tags. It was a domestic violence call.

cotati california
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7 days ago
zoidberg uploaded Cotati California
cotati california
01:39
1 week ago
zoidberg uploaded The college try
the college try
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1 week ago
zoidberg commented on brazilbilly's Titty Slip

Looked like a rubber biscuit.

titty slip
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1 week ago
zoidberg uploaded Offshore kayak fishing
offshore kayak fishing
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1 week ago
zoidberg uploaded The Horrific Muslim Infiltration of Britain
the horrific muslim infiltration of britain
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1 week ago
zoidberg uploaded Before the Jews
before the jews
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1 week ago
zoidberg replied to Iraqvet's comment on Perception of war vs the reality

And that is of course true.

perception of war vs the reality
1 week ago
zoidberg commented on deaddog's What did he think would happen

http://youtu.be/T5Xl0Qry-hA

what did he think would happen
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2 weeks ago
zoidberg uploaded Amish IT guy
amish it guy
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2 weeks ago
zoidberg replied to Iraqvet's comment on Some are here to help and some here to hinder

You mistake wanting everyone's rights recognized with advocating for those that abuse them.

2 weeks ago
zoidberg commented on catalin's Irish PM's response to threats of excommunication

I would bet he follows neither the Constitution nor the Bible but rathe the all mighty Buck.

irish pm s response to threats of excommunication
2 weeks ago
zoidberg replied to Iraqvet's comment on Some are here to help and some here to hinder

AR-15 lower plans- http://defcad.org/defdist-ar-15-lower-receiver/

AR-15 magazine plans - http://defcad.org/ar-15-magazine-30-round-mag/

Liberator plans- http://defcad.org/liberator/

2 weeks ago
zoidberg replied to fatdrunkguy's comment on Some are here to help and some here to hinder

Where exactly in the constitution does it say we are to have training in order to own a gun?

2 weeks ago
zoidberg replied to Iraqvet's comment on Some are here to help and some here to hinder

Background checks are unconstitutional and so is removing rights from citizens after they have served their time. The words "Shall not be infringed" have meaning even if the supreme court says differently. We are to have the ability to keep and bare arms ,,, ALL of us.

2 weeks ago
zoidberg commented on fatdrunkguy's Some are here to help and some here to hinder

Your views are somewhat skewed. Guns equal freedom and the ability to hold it. You are a sheep.

2 weeks ago
zoidberg commented on Jasonbourne's Crazy Woman Tries To Defend Herself Doing KAMEHAMEHA But Goe

I thought you were leaving.

crazy woman tries to defend herself doing kamehameha
2 weeks ago
zoidberg uploaded Drunk Criminal Pulls Gun
drunk criminal pulls gun
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2 weeks ago
zoidberg uploaded Geinball machine
geinball machine
2 weeks ago
zoidberg commented on morbidmental's Points whoring!

I get my reputation points from uploads. Not much of a commenter.

2 weeks ago
zoidberg commented on friendlygarfield's Islamists burn the Quran

According to Islam if a Qur'an is defiled it must be burned. Just saying.

islamists burn the quran
2 weeks ago
zoidberg uploaded Thomas Kuebler
thomas kuebler
2 weeks ago
zoidberg commented on friendlygarfield's Iraq = 10 years on

I think you have cause and effect a bit mixed up.

iraq 10 years on
2 weeks ago
zoidberg uploaded A Bear and a Monkey Race on Bicycles. What's the Worst
a bear and a monkey race on bicycles what s the
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2 weeks ago
zoidberg commented on friendlygarfield's Routine gone wrong ?

What a piss poor shot he was. That many shots and only two minor hits. Must have learned to shoot from watching gangster movies.

routine gone wrong
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2 weeks ago
zoidberg uploaded 90 year old June
90 year old june
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3 weeks ago
zoidberg commented on Iraqvet's Ignition interlock breathalyzer standard on cars?

I think it is a marvelous idea to have these in all cars. Just look at the lives saved by mandatory seat belt laws. The more drunks kept off the road the better it is for everyone.

3 weeks ago
zoidberg replied to fkbisme's comment on Your hobbies, interests and H6

Would probably violate copyrights if you posted the actual music.

3 weeks ago
zoidberg replied to Iraqvet's comment on Ignition interlock breathalyzer standard on cars?

Bring back prohibition.

3 weeks ago
zoidberg replied to friendlygarfield's comment on Ignition interlock breathalyzer standard on cars?

Better ban driving with kids then too because they are the biggest distraction in a car you can get.

3 weeks ago
zoidberg replied to brohamn's comment on 5 year old boy shoots 2 year old sister

Yes.

3 weeks ago
zoidberg replied to olympicFapper's comment on 5 year old boy shoots 2 year old sister

I didn't get to own a gun at eight I only got to shoot with adult supervision. Around here if you live in the country you get exposed to guns at an early age and you learn how to use them and respect them.

3 weeks ago
zoidberg commented on zoidberg's 5 year old boy shoots 2 year old sister

I think five is a bit young to have a gun. I didn't get to shoot one until I was eight and didn't own any until I was thirteen.

3 weeks ago
zoidberg uploaded 5 year old boy shoots 2 year old sister3 weeks ago
zoidberg commented on deaddog's Living among the dead

What a dead end job.

living among the dead
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3 weeks ago
zoidberg replied to Wagingwetard's comment on Muslims are peaceful my ass

No I am saying you are a racist because you hold any race but the white race to a lower standard.

muslims are peaceful my ass
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3 weeks ago
zoidberg replied to Cokemasheen's comment on Muslims are peaceful my ass

Unless you jump an armed man and attempt to kill him you mean.

muslims are peaceful my ass
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3 weeks ago
zoidberg replied to Wagingwetard's comment on Muslims are peaceful my ass

Yet you would scream bloody murder is a gangster riding through a majority white neighborhood rapping hate verses were attacked by that community.
Funny by way of your acceptance of violence from some you point out your racist mentality that those are of a lesser standard.

muslims are peaceful my ass
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3 weeks ago
zoidberg commented on zoidberg's Chimps fighting

I swear he was holding that stick sideways.

chimps fighting
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3 weeks ago
zoidberg uploaded Friendly Garfield
friendly garfield
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3 weeks ago
zoidberg uploaded Deer fight
deer fight
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3 weeks ago
zoidberg uploaded Chimps fighting
chimps fighting
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3 weeks ago
zoidberg uploaded Baby taken from parents
baby taken from parents
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3 weeks ago
zoidberg uploaded Hunting
hunting
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3 weeks ago
zoidberg replied to kermit's comment on LiveLeak.com - My Buddy Confronts Infowars Fuqtard in Cambri

You will get rich here.

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3 weeks ago
zoidberg replied to allah's comment on LiveLeak.com - My Buddy Confronts Infowars Fuqtard in Cambri

Since when are the FBI a right wing group?

liveleak com my buddy confronts infowars fuqtard in
4 weeks ago
zoidberg uploaded LiveLeak.com - My Buddy Confronts Infowars Fuqtard in Cambri
liveleak com my buddy confronts infowars fuqtard in
4 weeks ago
zoidberg replied to Patientzero's comment on The Armenian Genocide, 24th April 1915

About a week ago.

4 weeks ago
zoidberg replied to brohamn's comment on Boston Truth Revealed

I don't even know what it is. I don't do links and especially not imgur.

boston truth revealed
4 weeks ago
zoidberg replied to LadyQ's comment on Successful Interspecies Breeding

Do you speak English too?

4 weeks ago
zoidberg commented on GlitterAndTrauma's Boston Truth Revealed

Fuck an imgur link

boston truth revealed
4 weeks ago
zoidberg commented on Dogeater0331's MSG Roy Benavidez speech 1991

After dying several times MSG Roy Benavidez managed to save all the wounded built a helicopter and recovered the top secret papers.

msg roy benavidez speech 1991
4 weeks ago
zoidberg replied to olympicFapper's comment on Al Qaeda 'Terror Plot' To Attack Train Foiled

Or the Majority here are self deluded numb fucks.

al qaeda terror plot to attack train foiled
4 weeks ago
zoidberg replied to Pookybear's comment on Al Qaeda 'Terror Plot' To Attack Train Foiled

It is "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" only one meaning.

al qaeda terror plot to attack train foiled
4 weeks ago
zoidberg commented on g0g3tfuck3d's "Speedy" shopper in Wal-Mart

Meth the great motivator.

speedy shopper in wal mart
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4 weeks ago
zoidberg replied to olympicFapper's comment on Mass debators

There are some modern ones there. These were only people that gave to both religion and science.

4 weeks ago
zoidberg replied to zoidberg's comment on Mass debators

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…

4 weeks ago
zoidberg commented on irishjohn80's Mass debators

Just to give a little bit of another view-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…

4 weeks ago
zoidberg replied to olympicFapper's comment on Answering Muslims

Were they instructed to do so by the Bible?

answering muslims
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1 month ago
zoidberg replied to Wagingwetard's comment on Answering Muslims

But where does it instruct the Jews or the Christians to deal harshly with other religions? And Moses was never instructed to kill anyone.

answering muslims
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1 month ago
zoidberg replied to Wagingwetard's comment on Answering Muslims

Give some example as I am unfamiliar with it.

answering muslims
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1 month ago
zoidberg commented on friendlygarfield's Girl Falls Off Motorcycle

Either way you look at it I bet there is a skid mark on those pants.

girl falls off motorcycle
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1 month ago
zoidberg replied to Definatelywoody's comment on Movies that I don`t think will be remade.

All three are on thepiratebay.

movies that i don t think will be remade
1 month ago
zoidberg replied to irishjohn80's comment on The conspiracies have started over the Boston bombings.

Home grown but a leftist.

1 month ago
zoidberg commented on porker's Movies that I don`t think will be remade.

you forgot part three-
http://impawards.com/1975/posters/…

movies that i don t think will be remade
1 month ago
zoidberg replied to friendlygarfield's comment on Gitmo detainee: I'm being force-fed so I won't die

Easy out here Garfield, convince your country to take them and they will be released tomorrow.

gitmo detainee i m being force fed so i won t die
1 month ago
zoidberg replied to brohamn's comment on Gitmo detainee: I'm being force-fed so I won't die

Negging little bitch.

gitmo detainee i m being force fed so i won t die
1 month ago
zoidberg replied to cigarmann's comment on Gitmo detainee: I'm being force-fed so I won't die

They were declared enemy combatants as they were not uniformed troops. Your running the show here where do we release them to? Nobody wants them in their country.

gitmo detainee i m being force fed so i won t die
1 month ago
zoidberg replied to brohamn's comment on Gitmo detainee: I'm being force-fed so I won't die

What the hell has he got to do with it you moron?

gitmo detainee i m being force fed so i won t die
1 month ago
zoidberg replied to cigarmann's comment on Gitmo detainee: I'm being force-fed so I won't die

They are prisoners of war not criminals. Most of them have been refused return by their home counties. What do you suggest we do with them? Would you want them released into the U.S.? Perhaps Romania would agree to take them then we could release them.

gitmo detainee i m being force fed so i won t die
1 month ago
zoidberg commented on catalin's Gitmo detainee: I'm being force-fed so I won't die

He is a prisoner of war he gets no trial as he has committed no crime and will be freed when hostilities cease or in most of these prisoners cases their countries will agree to take them back. It is Americas responsibility to keep them healthy and safe so if they will not eat they will be force fed. If we did not we would be accused of starving them. They just continue to fight anyway they can. They are soldier for a cause who were captured on the battle field.

If they were not ready for the consequences of war they should not have picked up guns and fired on U.S. soldiers.

gitmo detainee i m being force fed so i won t die
1 month ago
zoidberg commented on hardparty69's How do theists explain suffering

Gen 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
Gen 3:17 And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;
Gen 3:18 Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field;
Gen 3:19 In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.

1 month ago
zoidberg replied to bigpaw666's comment on Retired police captain demolishes the War on Drugs

You can legally make small batches of wine or beer but it is a federal violation to make any amount of whiskey without a license.

retired police captain demolishes every war on drugs
1 month ago
zoidberg replied to hiesenburg's comment on Retired police captain demolishes the War on Drugs

It is against the law because it was deemed morally wrong.

retired police captain demolishes every war on drugs
1 month ago
zoidberg replied to rooster27's comment on Retired police captain demolishes the War on Drugs

Prohibition is not meant to stop anything only to give a means of removing offenders from society.

http://drugwarfacts.org/cms/?q=node/53…

retired police captain demolishes every war on drugs
1 month ago
zoidberg replied to catalin's comment on Retired police captain demolishes the War on Drugs

Drug dealers and users harm us and cost society.

retired police captain demolishes every war on drugs
1 month ago
zoidberg replied to hiesenburg's comment on Retired police captain demolishes the War on Drugs

Substance abuse is morally wrong also. Fact is only 12% of convicts are there for marijuana.

retired police captain demolishes every war on drugs
1 month ago
zoidberg replied to brohamn's comment on Retired police captain demolishes the War on Drugs

Your family is the victim.

retired police captain demolishes every war on drugs
1 month ago
zoidberg replied to catalin's comment on Retired police captain demolishes the War on Drugs

No you can't make your own alcohol. I did watch the video and I don't accept this idiots views.

If decriminalizing something makes it better then why not decriminalize theft and murder, after all we arrest people over and over for it and it never goes away. Why fight so hard to keep something illegal?

Drugs do enormous harm to peoples lives and to society and the users do crimes to support their habits. Drugs are poison why on earth would you want them legal. Do you want your kids doing them? That's my question to you.

retired police captain demolishes every war on drugs
1 month ago
zoidberg replied to Jasonbourne's comment on Retired police captain demolishes the War on Drugs

They can not tax it if the dealers don't cooperate, and why should they they are willing to break the law now so what makes you think they would suddenly all become law abiding and pay taxes.
You can still grow pot and sell it you can still manufacture meth and sell that. Where is the incentive for anyone to pay the taxes? Are you then going to threaten people with federal time instead of state time for tax evasion? So you then fill federal prisons and add police officers to the IRS. You have changed nothing except who to cops are and the prisons they criminals go to.

retired police captain demolishes every war on drugs
1 month ago
zoidberg commented on catalin's Retired police captain demolishes the War on Drugs

What an idiot all laws are prohibitions on actions of course prohibition works.

retired police captain demolishes every war on drugs
1 month ago
zoidberg commented on catalin's Retired police captain demolishes the War on Drugs

Except we have a history of all of the illegal drugs being legal and have the proof of the harm they caused. They were made illegal because they harmed society.
So we surrender the war on drugs and your kids and mine will have people pushing drugs to them and there will be nothing we can do. I want to be able to lock up these pushers shoving poison at the children.

As to the smoking we have decreased smoking by making it harder and more expensive to smoke not by making it easier.

retired police captain demolishes every war on drugs
1 month ago
zoidberg commented on KRISWESMAR's Kiss after girl swallows cum

Kind of makes you a cock sucker by proxy.

1 month ago
zoidberg commented on Jasonbourne's Woman fatally stabbed in the heart and killer walks off

Shot through the heart,
And you're to blame
Darling, you give love
A bad name.

woman fatally stabbed in the heart and killer walks
1 month ago
zoidberg replied to CaptainFlyscratch's comment on Is it just for women to decide?

No it isn't abortion is always murder.

1 month ago

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