Vacuum screwing

The answer to why women keep a home tidy can be found in my favorite porno from the 80s

I think after she's done sweeping she needs to get her ass in the kitchen and make me a Turkey Pot Pie.

Looks like it might have got stuck there at the end. +1

Anyone remember the Vacu-Suck from Wayne's World?

Its gonna take more than that to remove that nasty hair. +2

That hoover is ancient

That's the way I Like mine house-kepping +1

thats the 1st woman i`ve seen sucked off

"Don't disturbe me while i am cleaning my room". Now i know where that came from. +1

She should be using the crevice attachment

That won't work...it's still gonna smell like the devil's asshole in there.

I wonder if the title of ths is " Suck Me Beautiful"

Lets see her do that with an upright

"now put your knickers on bitch finish the hoovering and make me a cup of tea".

thats why... my wife has the same vacume.

She's making a Miele out of that sucker!!

I half expected to see a fetis pop out.

that shit just turned me on, im goin and getting the best vac i can get tomorrow. now my girl can cum and clean at the same time

maybe that thing should be equip with some rasor blade, so it can shave her at the same time. Just a tought

she sucked all the moisture out of the pussy.

I thought edgar j hoover liked little boys

In reality, and I mean this, now woman (and man) should play with a hoover like this. In the BMJ (British Medical Journal), there are many stories of penises being ripped off and wombs being inverted by "vacuum accidents". So please don't try this.

Well the warranty is fucked

I know funny.Thats FUNNY!!!

my, my, my...what a "GOOD" actress!

she actually had the suction reversed by the way :o

too bad that thing isnt a "FLOWBEE" to cut all them nappy pubes....woof

D.I.Y. Abortion.

Is she trying to give herself an abortion...W...T...F?

she should try gettin off with some hair clippers...

Talk about sucking it dry! Crabs be gone and hello wet bag! Looks like the Maytag repair man is back in business!..

Fuck yeah!

im gonna have to try this

thats the chick from that show levage.

Is this what happens when apt. dwellers can't have dogs and just the peanut butter alone won't get it anymore? mmmmm-kaaaaay......yeah. (And if she throws herself around any more, she's going to get whiplash! Or crack her head on the coffee table, whatever.)

man, that must be one dusty vag...

what we have here is the big brother to the automated pussy pump and I agree with mrs. fuckfrenzy,such acting deserves a razzie