In reality, and I mean this, now woman (and man) should play with a hoover like this. In the BMJ (British Medical Journal), there are many stories of penises being ripped off and wombs being inverted by "vacuum accidents". So please don't try this.
Is this what happens when apt. dwellers can't have dogs and just the peanut butter alone won't get it anymore? mmmmm-kaaaaay......yeah. (And if she throws herself around any more, she's going to get whiplash! Or crack her head on the coffee table, whatever.)