It's actually an old joke but hey, sorry if my sharing it offended you. I think most people visit this site for a laugh so maybe you should find something else. How about Islam? That seems quite fun-free.
what if one was really sweet and the other a total bitch... could you cut one's head off and keep the other???... and would it be double the pain during that time of the month??? Imagine the amount of nagging you'd get for not taking out the trash... you can see where i'm going with all this right???
a total bitch out in stereo!? Imagine if each one used the same tone but yelled different shit at you!
I'm pretty sure I'd spend my nights sharpening an axe
Boyfriend advice: Buy them a watch, a bracelet, a ring or a bangle. But think about buying them a necklace or earrings and you'll have double the expense - or you piss one of them off!
Abigail "Abby" Loraine Hensel and Brittany "Britty" Lee Hensel (born March 7, 1990, Carver County, Minnesota, United States), are highly symmetric dicephalic parapagus conjoined twins, and further, tribrachius, bipedus. They have two spines and separate half-sacrums, which converge distally within a slightly broad pelvis. They each control and sense their corresponding arm and leg; a third, rudimentary central arm was amputated in infancy.
I don't think the circus is in their future, unlike yours. They both graduated from high school in 2008. They began college at Bethel University in St. Paul, Minnesota, USA.
I know all of you are wondering - One uterus, one vagina, one urethra and 4 clitorises! http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hk_cayNIONo/RZ8LKGsKs4I/AAAAAAAAA-g/OKQwwqsxIz8/s1600-h/Abigail_brittney_hensel_twins.jpg OK, just kidding about the 4 clits. I still want to know which one of them gets to cum if there's only one clit. Does each of them share half the clit and does that mean when one is trying to sleep and the other one wants to diddle, does she have to keep her fingers on her own side of the clit?
OMG I saw them on TV a while ago and Emoloserr and I were having the same conversation about sharing a clit like a week ago....I think since they have sensation on their own side they would each have half the clit... like BITCH STAY ON YOUR SIDE OF THE CLIT... FUCKIN DYKE LOL I could see this causing some serious sibling arguments
It would count, right? I mean seriously, if you fucked her, would you forever have your threesome fantasy satisfied or would it always nag you in the back of your head that the threesome you had was actually with a two headed monster and not really two girls? I think it counts.
Speed, in my opinion, it would definitely count as the all-time bar-bragging-rights trophy fuck of the ages! Think: even Captain James T. Kirk never ever nailed a two-headed alien woman!
I wonder...... what if one wants to walk somewhere and the other one doesn't? Or imagine how you'd freak out if you came across them down a dark alley!
the dude in pic 2.. had a blind date with her.. she said she was brining her twin sister with her.. she shows up... he sees her.. and im pretty sure he was like WTF?!?!? in his mind ..
My curiosity leads me to these questions:
Can one sleep while the other is awake?
What if one became a lesbian and the other became very religious?
What if one got married and the other wanted to stay a virgin until she was married?
What if they were both married and both guys wanted to fuck the same night?
Can they both marry or is that polygamy?
Can they both marry the same man or is THAT polygamy?
Do they cheat off each other during tests?
What if one likes anal sex but the other doesn't?
Do they masturbate? How do they decide if they're going to or not?
I bet using the restroom is awkward.
Two heads may be better than one... Even so, I'll stick with just one, thank you very much... There are too many questions to answer when there are more than one.
At least smile right, and if you have sex with them does it count that you fucked both of em'. and another thing, if your with one does that mean you are obligated to be with the other. one more thing, if you are with one and have sex with her are you cheating on her at the same time.
http://hearustalk.tumblr.com/post/125267725/conjoined-twins-abby-and-brittany-hensel-blowing
I am totally surprised this pic is not in the mix. Pardon just sending a link, not advanced to putting the pics in this site yet..
Sorry bro...Neg. You must have copied and pasted what Kmb said. You should know better. And all this time I thought you read everones comment. Im so fucking disappointed with you.