The farmer was taken to court for the violent behaviour of his donkey, this was his comment outside to the journalists:
"I wish I never had the thing, it was a pain in the ass."
That fucking pig just got to me, all fucking week he'd been going on and on about all the famous pigs that he knew. I tells him hey I know Eeyore we've hung out a couple of times. Then the fucking pigs starts reeling of I know pinky and I know perky, oh and I've met Babe whilst on a trip to Australia. and I once had dinner with Leisa Marie Presley. Oh and Miss Piggy invited him on to set of the Kermits.
SO I just lost it. The pig then squealed on me to the other pigs. fucker.
that's super donkey, see his cape...he's out to destroy mr chitlin . just a week ago mr donkey converted to islam and now has a whole new list of enemies to destroy