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Going back in time
by elsuperbeasto 4 years ago (Tue, May 05, 2009) in Funny (SFW)
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  • Dellamorte | 4 years ago | +7
    Me: I'm here about the time travel. Man: Ah, come in and get ready for an experience you'll never forget...cause when my cock barrels into your ass at 88 mph you're gonna feel some serious shit. Me: What?! Man: I said hand me that bottle of lube..er..time travel fuel over there. You're also going to have to put on this leather...time mask.
  • alcoholic | 4 years ago | +6
    Woah... going back in time? Most excellent!!
  • pflc | 4 years ago | +4
    WANTED: Somebody to suck my dick. This is not a joke. P.O Box 69 Assview PT 666999. You'll get paid after the job. Must bring your own mouth. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
  • PissFlap | 4 years ago | +3
    I've done that many times.
  • gettem007 | 4 years ago | +2
    Great Scott!
  • partyboy | 4 years ago | +2
    Where were going we dont need tamiflu
    • Jolly | 4 years ago
      Event Horizon
  • deleted | 4 years ago | +2
    Take me back to last week before the the lottery numbers where called!!! I promise to make it worth your while ; )
    • PhotoShopWarrior | 4 years ago
      But you're terrible with numbers. You still think 3 is 8.
      • deleted | 4 years ago
        but I can count to purple. 1...2...3..purple.see
  • scorpionking | 4 years ago | +2
    P.S. Must know how to drive a Delorean
  • 13thstepper | 4 years ago | +2
    I prefer to get paid BEFORE we get back. So I can put it in a high interest savings account.
    • Likit4me | 4 years ago
      He is only going as far as last year.
  • deleted | 4 years ago | +2
    doc brown has a hard time replacing Marty after he got parkinsons from all that time traveling in the late 80's early 90's!!!!!!!!!!
  • deleted | 4 years ago | +2
    Id like to go back in time to an hour ago, so that I could view this again and write this.
    • deleted | 4 years ago | +7
      Id like to go back in time to an hour ago, so that I could view this again and write this....fook it worked.
  • bradford1872 | 4 years ago | +2
    I wanna go back in time to remind myself to pull out.
    • deleted | 4 years ago
      Oh dear Brad, would you like some contraception advice, have a chat with Tyler AKA the rubber man.
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