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  • Cobra Dick posted 2 months ago
    Now THIS is a classic diatribe about one of the prevalent problems of modern society! People, how many times have you been exposed to some unclean, odoriferous person and just wanted to say, "Damn, fool, go home and scour your nasty ass clean so other people won't have to endure your stench!" I salute this big girl for her honesty and forthrightness! +15 reply
    • humanwreckage posted 2 months ago
      Oh, far, far, FAR too many times have I been tempted while at work to drag some skanky, nasty ass fool out to the ambulance garage and stick the power washer on them. Serves them right for offending my nasal cavities. +2 reply
  • yanidez posted 2 months ago
    finally someone who is not afraid to tell the world to wash their asses :P +1 reply
  • jonniewaker posted 2 months ago
    I love this woman, she tells it like it is, "Wipe your ass" if you are a big woman get someone to spread you cheeks. Its not the size of a woman that matters its how she keeps herself clean. Men too... reply
  • scorpionking posted 2 months ago
    Better yet, eat a sensible diet so you can reach to wash. Lysol, Fabreeze? Thats for lazy people. +1 reply
  • Dandeegirl posted 2 months ago
    And don't forget to clean your kitty while your there! (='.'=) +4 reply
    • shortbus4570 posted 2 months ago
      Your dick too. If you don't keep it clean as a whistle, It'll never get blown. +1 reply
  • notanomad posted 2 months ago
    Yes, I'm here to inquire about an ass-washing assitant... do you have any that are asian? +5 reply
  • Blockhead97 posted 2 months ago
    I was gonna say somethin bout someone in the forums, but it looks like Cat had his data admin get the word out. reply
  • zerocommazero posted 2 months ago
    Why is Gary Coleman doing public service announcements these days? +3 reply
    • withwood posted 2 months ago
      Plus to you - but I was thinking more along the lines of Mr T (What you talkin' 'bout Murdock you crazee fool, I ain't scrubbin' nobody's ass...) reply
  • redd posted 2 months ago
    That fat ass will need to get up hours before work in order to have time to get her her fat ass clean in time for work! +1 reply
  • tojo38 posted 2 months ago
    Nothing like the smell of perfume and ass funk in the morning!!!! reply
  • Drweld posted 2 months ago
    Excuse me!... I'm an "Ass Washer",..... not an Ass Washer assistant. +1 reply
    • Franky posted 2 months ago
      In some extreme cases it takes two people for the job, the Ass washer and an assistant, usually an apprentice. -1 reply
  • venom posted 2 months ago
    i need to show this to some people at work... they need to take heed ! reply
  • PhotoShopWarrior posted 2 months ago
    I drive 60 miles twice a week to the big city for skin treatments. In the building I go to, there is an elevator I take to the 3rd floor. It isn't a large elevator, just an average sized one. I prefer to ride alone, (I have 'personal space' issues) but when I do ride with others, it isn't the large, overweight people that stink. It is the elderly. When you get older, your cleanliness issues do not go away. The old folks still need to bathe or shower daily. +2 reply
  • Caballero posted 2 months ago
    If you don't want your big fat ass to stink like hell, don't eat so much fucking sick shit!!! -2 reply
  • spidermonkey666 posted 2 months ago
    If you are big, fat and handsome like this woman and need an ass washin' assistant please email me. I aspire to do somethin' righteous with my time. This is better than unicef or myanmar relief! Did I mention I am very oral and a big fan of corn and the chilli dog....LOL reply
  • Keio posted 2 months ago
    I LOVE THIS! It made me lol -1 reply
    • Keio posted 2 months ago
      Ok I got negged again for no reason. Who keeps negging me for no reason? Show yourself pussy! reply
  • GreenBeret posted 2 months ago
    she is helping the US economy by opening new jobs. Help Wanted ASS WASH ASSISTANT. NO EXP. CLEAN AND DISCREET. reply
  • halicon posted 2 months ago
    at least someones bein real lol i love her this was great reply
  • Jimbar posted 2 months ago
    Thank God my day-after alcohol breath covers my ass... reply
  • withwood posted 2 months ago
    this has inspired me - I'll be on YouTube with a message for the guy - WASH YOUR DICK - I don't mean play with it in the shower, I mean get an assistant to spread your skin winde and scrub right in there... reply
  • withwood posted 2 months ago
    Every morning she empties her ass @ 07.00 - trouble is she don't get that lazy ass outta bed 'til 07.30. THAT'S why it stinks reply
  • RatDog67 posted 2 months ago
    I love this girl and totally agree with her. This must be a womans problem. My wife often comes home from the office talking about funky gal stink. So I tell her to keep her shit clean. reply
    • RatDog67 posted 2 months ago
      How can I get in touch with this girl? I want to apply for an ass washing assistant job. It also sounds like a great place to start a union. Local ass washers 81 Scranton, Pa. +1 reply
  • bronxbeauty8 posted 2 months ago
    I would be willing to bet large amounts of cash that if she lifted her boob she'd spot some tit dirt reply
  • specialkitten3 posted 2 months ago
    Instead of metal detectors at office buildings they are going to need to start adding butt sniffers to the mix. If you're an offender they take you to another room, strip you down, hose you down, wash your clothes and send you on your way. I wish that were the case I would show up nasty daily just praying for a fondle during the hose down lol reply
  • hard_core_princess posted 2 months ago
    Hey, has anyone ever had their anus bleached? I am currently pregnant & when I went in for my monthly waxing the girl asked me if I would be getting my anus bleached so I would be all pretty for the doctor...WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE...I will be squeezing a 7 or 8 (or more god forbid) baby out of my vagina...the LAST thing I will be worried about is what the doctor thinks of my anus! +1 reply
  • xmajojo posted 2 months ago
    excellent advice, promotion in the pipeline! but she didnt say anything about washing the front bottom......... reply
  • kickone posted 2 months ago
    lol lift stuff and get in the crevases..lol you cant beat that with a rag on a stick!!! reply
  • shottzy posted 2 months ago
    When did people start uploading myspace content? +1 reply
  • oddgyrlout posted 2 months ago
    Is she for hire? I need her to come where I work and tell a few people to wash their ass! reply
  • bronxbeauty8 posted 2 months ago
    well I for one, just got out the shower... but I have a dilemma - I still stinky... just what am I doing wrong? reply
  • deftone posted 2 months ago
    i dont know what your doing wrong but, if you need help give me a call!!!! reply
  • seandamonisback posted 2 months ago
    this was fuckin hilarious! She does have a valid point. Nobody wants to bend a hottie over to whiff a dirty ass! Enema, soapy finger, a whirlpool jacuzzi jet..WHATEVER! just dont try covering it up with Chanel, febreeze or a scented panty shield. If you still don't get the hint and wont wash it correctly, for gods sake! Do not wipe back to front! reply
  • chocogoodness posted 2 months ago
    This shouldn't even need to be taught to grown women and teenagers. But some are nasty like that. reply
  • simba posted 2 months ago
    "You gotta wash your ass, if you must You gotta wash your hair, if you must You gotta brush your teeth, if you must Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy"-del tha funky homosapien reply
  • Arsinoe posted 2 days ago
    Does she mean that some people spray their asses with Fabreeze? reply

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