catalin

Wash yo ass

And in other news, you got to wash yo ass girl!
by catalin 5 years ago (Tue, May 13, 2008) in Funny (SFW)
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  • CobraDick | 5 years ago | +19
    Now THIS is a classic diatribe about one of the prevalent problems of modern society! People, how many times have you been exposed to some unclean, odoriferous person and just wanted to say, "Damn, fool, go home and scour your nasty ass clean so other people won't have to endure your stench!" I salute this big girl for her honesty and forthrightness!
    • deleted | 5 years ago | +4
      Oh, far, far, FAR too many times have I been tempted while at work to drag some skanky, nasty ass fool out to the ambulance garage and stick the power washer on them. Serves them right for offending my nasal cavities.
      • CobraDick | 5 years ago
        I'd pay to see you do that. In fact, I'd be glad to help you!
    • judge2525 | 5 years ago
      jesus christ, do you have to use those big words like peanut butter and marmelade. rember that half of these people have a hard time understanding hi when you say it to them,try and be a little bit more stable when you give us your comments please, thank you.
  • videoshark | 5 years ago | +14
    I'll be right back....
    • Raagsion | 5 years ago
      dont forget to polish the cheeks
  • deleted | 5 years ago | +6
    And don't forget to clean your kitty while your there! (='.'=)
    • shortbus4570 | 5 years ago | +3
      Your dick too. If you don't keep it clean as a whistle, It'll never get blown.
  • notanomad | 5 years ago | +5
    Yes, I'm here to inquire about an ass-washing assitant... do you have any that are asian?
  • j18speed | 5 years ago | +4
    EVERY DAY?!
    • CobraDick | 5 years ago | +1
      TWICE a day for you, Mr. "I gotta go faster!"
  • zerocommazero | 5 years ago | +4
    Why is Gary Coleman doing public service announcements these days?
    • withwood | 5 years ago
      Plus to you - but I was thinking more along the lines of Mr T (What you talkin' 'bout Murdock you crazee fool, I ain't scrubbin' nobody's ass...)
  • Tidus | 5 years ago | +2
    Wash it down with a diet coke!
  • LearnToSwim | 5 years ago | +2
    "you washing your ass, Pablo honey??"
    • shortbus4570 | 5 years ago
      Great fucking reference LTS. "Pablo...you bastard."
  • Drweld | 5 years ago | +2
    Excuse me!... I'm an "Ass Washer",..... not an Ass Washer assistant.
    • Franky | 5 years ago | -1
      In some extreme cases it takes two people for the job, the Ass washer and an assistant, usually an apprentice.
  • PhotoShopWarrior | 5 years ago | +2
    I drive 60 miles twice a week to the big city for skin treatments. In the building I go to, there is an elevator I take to the 3rd floor. It isn't a large elevator, just an average sized one. I prefer to ride alone, (I have 'personal space' issues) but when I do ride with others, it isn't the large, overweight people that stink. It is the elderly. When you get older, your cleanliness issues do not go away. The old folks still need to bathe or shower daily.
  • hard_core_princess | 5 years ago | +2
    Hey, has anyone ever had their anus bleached? I am currently pregnant & when I went in for my monthly waxing the girl asked me if I would be getting my anus bleached so I would be all pretty for the doctor...WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE...I will be squeezing a 7 or 8 (or more god forbid) baby out of my vagina...the LAST thing I will be worried about is what the doctor thinks of my anus!
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