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And in other news, you got to wash yo ass girl!

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  • Cobra Dick posted 1 year ago
    Now THIS is a classic diatribe about one of the prevalent problems of modern society! People, how many times have you been exposed to some unclean, odoriferous person and just wanted to say, "Damn, fool, go home and scour your nasty ass clean so other people won't have to endure your stench!" I salute this big girl for her honesty and forthrightness! +18 reply
    • humanwreckage posted 1 year ago
      Oh, far, far, FAR too many times have I been tempted while at work to drag some skanky, nasty ass fool out to the ambulance garage and stick the power washer on them. Serves them right for offending my nasal cavities. +4 reply
    • judge2525 posted 10 months ago
      jesus christ, do you have to use those big words like peanut butter and marmelade. rember that half of these people have a hard time understanding hi when you say it to them,try and be a little bit more stable when you give us your comments please, thank you. reply
  • yanidez posted 1 year ago
    finally someone who is not afraid to tell the world to wash their asses :P +1 reply
  • kmb666 posted 1 year ago
    fat people don't wash their ass because they can't reach!! +1 reply
    • dgllamas posted 5 months ago
      Oh yes we do, at least this one does. It's very easy with a long wash cloth. It's as wide as a regular wash cloth, but as long like a small towel. To was the ass, you place it between the legs, grab one end in front of you, the other end in back of you, and pull to and fro until things are squeaky clean. Works great for washing the back, too. Yes, even big folks can reach the depths of even the deepest ass, so there's no excuse for stank. reply
  • jonniewaker posted 1 year ago
    I love this woman, she tells it like it is, "Wipe your ass" if you are a big woman get someone to spread you cheeks. Its not the size of a woman that matters its how she keeps herself clean. Men too... reply
  • scorpionking posted 1 year ago
    Better yet, eat a sensible diet so you can reach to wash. Lysol, Fabreeze? Thats for lazy people. +1 reply
  • Dandeegirl posted 1 year ago
    And don't forget to clean your kitty while your there! (='.'=) +6 reply
    • shortbus4570 posted 1 year ago
      Your dick too. If you don't keep it clean as a whistle, It'll never get blown. +3 reply
  • notanomad posted 1 year ago
    Yes, I'm here to inquire about an ass-washing assitant... do you have any that are asian? +5 reply
  • Blockhead97 posted 1 year ago
    I was gonna say somethin bout someone in the forums, but it looks like Cat had his data admin get the word out. reply
  • zerocommazero posted 1 year ago
    Why is Gary Coleman doing public service announcements these days? +4 reply
    • withwood posted 1 year ago
      Plus to you - but I was thinking more along the lines of Mr T (What you talkin' 'bout Murdock you crazee fool, I ain't scrubbin' nobody's ass...) reply
  • redd posted 1 year ago
    That fat ass will need to get up hours before work in order to have time to get her her fat ass clean in time for work! +1 reply
  • tojo38 posted 1 year ago
    Nothing like the smell of perfume and ass funk in the morning!!!! reply
  • Drweld posted 1 year ago
    Excuse me!... I'm an "Ass Washer",..... not an Ass Washer assistant. +2 reply
    • Franky posted 1 year ago
      In some extreme cases it takes two people for the job, the Ass washer and an assistant, usually an apprentice. -1 reply
  • venom posted 1 year ago
    i need to show this to some people at work... they need to take heed ! reply
  • PhotoShopWarrior posted 1 year ago
    I drive 60 miles twice a week to the big city for skin treatments. In the building I go to, there is an elevator I take to the 3rd floor. It isn't a large elevator, just an average sized one. I prefer to ride alone, (I have 'personal space' issues) but when I do ride with others, it isn't the large, overweight people that stink. It is the elderly. When you get older, your cleanliness issues do not go away. The old folks still need to bathe or shower daily. +2 reply
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  • spidermonkey666 posted 1 year ago
    If you are big, fat and handsome like this woman and need an ass washin' assistant please email me. I aspire to do somethin' righteous with my time. This is better than unicef or myanmar relief! Did I mention I am very oral and a big fan of corn and the chilli dog....LOL reply
  • Keio posted 1 year ago
    I LOVE THIS! It made me lol -1 reply
    • Keio posted 1 year ago
      Ok I got negged again for no reason. Who keeps negging me for no reason? Show yourself pussy! reply
  • GreenBeret posted 1 year ago
    she is helping the US economy by opening new jobs. Help Wanted ASS WASH ASSISTANT. NO EXP. CLEAN AND DISCREET. reply
  • halicon posted 1 year ago
    at least someones bein real lol i love her this was great reply
  • Jimbar posted 1 year ago
    Thank God my day-after alcohol breath covers my ass... reply
  • withwood posted 1 year ago
    this has inspired me - I'll be on YouTube with a message for the guy - WASH YOUR DICK - I don't mean play with it in the shower, I mean get an assistant to spread your skin winde and scrub right in there... reply
  • withwood posted 1 year ago
    Every morning she empties her ass @ 07.00 - trouble is she don't get that lazy ass outta bed 'til 07.30. THAT'S why it stinks reply
  • RatDog67 posted 1 year ago
    I love this girl and totally agree with her. This must be a womans problem. My wife often comes home from the office talking about funky gal stink. So I tell her to keep her shit clean. reply
    • RatDog67 posted 1 year ago
      How can I get in touch with this girl? I want to apply for an ass washing assistant job. It also sounds like a great place to start a union. Local ass washers 81 Scranton, Pa. +1 reply
  • bronxbeauty8 posted 1 year ago
    I would be willing to bet large amounts of cash that if she lifted her boob she'd spot some tit dirt reply
  • specialkitten3 posted 1 year ago
    Instead of metal detectors at office buildings they are going to need to start adding butt sniffers to the mix. If you're an offender they take you to another room, strip you down, hose you down, wash your clothes and send you on your way. I wish that were the case I would show up nasty daily just praying for a fondle during the hose down lol reply
  • hard_core_princess posted 1 year ago
    Hey, has anyone ever had their anus bleached? I am currently pregnant & when I went in for my monthly waxing the girl asked me if I would be getting my anus bleached so I would be all pretty for the doctor...WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE...I will be squeezing a 7 or 8 (or more god forbid) baby out of my vagina...the LAST thing I will be worried about is what the doctor thinks of my anus! +2 reply
  • xmajojo posted 1 year ago
    excellent advice, promotion in the pipeline! but she didnt say anything about washing the front bottom......... reply
  • kickone posted 1 year ago
    lol lift stuff and get in the crevases..lol you cant beat that with a rag on a stick!!! reply
  • shottzy posted 1 year ago
    When did people start uploading myspace content? +1 reply
  • oddgyrlout posted 1 year ago
    Is she for hire? I need her to come where I work and tell a few people to wash their ass! reply
  • bronxbeauty8 posted 1 year ago
    well I for one, just got out the shower... but I have a dilemma - I still stinky... just what am I doing wrong? reply
  • deftone posted 1 year ago
    i dont know what your doing wrong but, if you need help give me a call!!!! reply
  • seandamonisback posted 1 year ago
    this was fuckin hilarious! She does have a valid point. Nobody wants to bend a hottie over to whiff a dirty ass! Enema, soapy finger, a whirlpool jacuzzi jet..WHATEVER! just dont try covering it up with Chanel, febreeze or a scented panty shield. If you still don't get the hint and wont wash it correctly, for gods sake! Do not wipe back to front! reply
  • chocogoodness posted 1 year ago
    This shouldn't even need to be taught to grown women and teenagers. But some are nasty like that. reply
  • simba posted 1 year ago
    "You gotta wash your ass, if you must You gotta wash your hair, if you must You gotta brush your teeth, if you must Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy"-del tha funky homosapien reply
  • Arsinoe posted 12 months ago
    Does she mean that some people spray their asses with Fabreeze? reply
    • judge2525 posted 10 months ago
      i've smelled a few in my day that even fabreeze wouldn't clear away the scent.a case of chanel #5 wouldn't have even helped. but not yours my dear i'll bet. It smells as sweet as a dozen red roses is my guess reply
  • IllbeHereallWeek posted 10 months ago
    pressure wash it,it will work.My grandma couldnt get outa bed to take a bath so thats what we did,but dont be dumb like us stick with a low pressure washer we had a 3000psi and she is still bitching about the scars reply
  • misFortune posted 10 months ago
    YEH NOW THAT'S THE TRUTH RIGHT THERE, tell the girl with the orangina stucl in her pussy she needs the advice or an ASSisant reply
  • judge2525 posted 10 months ago
    sweetheart I couldn't have said it any better.Girls you got to wash that goddammed ass.I don't know how many times that I've gone down to give that little pre-lick to make sure that your all primed and ready to go only to smell the faint smell of shit as I got to the vicinity of the belly button .take a wash cloth or towel depending on the size of your ass and get some soap on it and haul it back and forth thru the ass crack to remove a few of those littlen dingleballs that got stuck between the cheeks,please reply
  • BigToy posted 9 months ago
    she's absolutly right you know... everyone should take the time to wash their ass...now, I have a relatively small ass and can get through it quit quickly. However, my cock is huge and usually takes a good 15-20 minutes to get it completely tended to.... reply
  • dgllamas posted 5 months ago
    You know, people wouldn't have the problem of a smelly ass if they washed it after EVERY time they used it. This means at the toilet. Dry paper won't remove every particle of shit, you need water to do the job. If you don't have a bidet in the toilet, and most of us don't, then after using the dry paper, use some wet paper towels or baby wipes. Keep using the wet until it's completely white, no spots, no particles, nothing. Then dry yourself, and voila, clean and fresh. I'm a big girl but my ass doesn't stick 'cause I do this religiously, I mean clean the ass after every single use. reply

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