EyeballPate

Watch this stripper

Drop it like its hot
by EyeballPate 11 months ago (Fri, Jul 27, 2012) in Fail (SFW)
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  • apathy | 11 months ago | +69 -2
    She needs a bit more practice[image]
    • RawrRosalina | 11 months ago | +9
      thats fucking awesome a plus for you
    • deleted | 11 months ago | +4
      lol wtf who would neg this
      • Natticate | 11 months ago | +7
        Super obese chicks who are jealous, because her pole didn't break/she didn't face plant. :I
  • fkbisme | 11 months ago | +21
    That's not the first time she took it in the face.
  • deleted | 11 months ago | +21 -4
    She would've nailed it if she had started out when she was younger.
    [image]
    • deleted | 11 months ago | +3
      Kind of like gymnastics...practice makes perfect because you don't want to be a good whore, you want to be the best damn whore that there ever was!!
  • kmb666 | 11 months ago | +11
    She'll forever be grounded!
    • Smexxar | 11 months ago | +3
      she will get up walk it off and after a few shots of booze she will do a lap dance to make herself feel better about it.
    • Whadafuk4 | 11 months ago | +1
      That's a timber she won't remember. Fuckin' hilarious!
  • Drummerer | 11 months ago | +6
    Face plant, my favorite vegetable!
  • IZHMASH | 11 months ago | +5
    That oughta be worth acouple singles
  • Morbidmental | 11 months ago | +4
    Her air bags did not deploy on impact!
  • WonkyDonkey | 11 months ago | +3
    Dust it off. It'll still be good eatin'.
  • zoidberg | 11 months ago | +3
    Damn astroglide!
  • freaksh0w | 11 months ago | +2
    she probably walked off complaining how greasy the pole was.
  • RawrRosalina | 11 months ago | +2
    well I really needed a good laugh today, thanks OP
    • EyeballPate | 11 months ago | +1
      My pleasure honey. Let me know if I can do any thing else for you ;)
      • RawrRosalina | 11 months ago | +3 -2
        okies I will keep that in mind :D
  • TMcNasty | 11 months ago | +3 -1
    Funny u should upload this tonight. I been calling Facebook 'Faceplant' since their IPO. They had their first earnings report tonight. Stock price basically did the same thing as this pig.
  • Ivadirtyvitch | 11 months ago | +2

    I see this in her future..

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  • deleted | 11 months ago | +2
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  • FonzarelliHitler | 11 months ago | +2
    Can't there be anywhere some douchebag isn't pulling out his camera phone?
  • Ironhead | 11 months ago | +2
    bad! bad! bad stripper! you should have stayed in school
  • popejohn666 | 11 months ago | +2
    He is referring to the barometric pressure and air currents in the lower atmosphere. An amalgamation of different forces of nature working toward the common goal of saving strippers from falling off of stripper poles. As theorized by Albert Einstein.
  • PrinceChazII | 11 months ago | +2
    Nasty creatures, always the same lines "I'm working my way thru nursing school " then want cash for a tittie rub(where 50 other guys have put their snot and germs) or a lap dance (where she wipes her ass on your leg) . Checking my wallet now for singles and fivers!
  • Blumpkin | 11 months ago | +2
    A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying...
    • electricalalchemy | 11 months ago | +2
      Ruby red lips, milky white skin, and baby blue eyes... Name was Russell.
      "Bloodhound gang"
    • novaguy825 | 11 months ago | +1
      She can make all of your fantasies come true. Even the one where Jesus Christ is jack hammering Micky Mouse in the doo doo hole with a lawn dart, while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Clause's tummy tum.
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