Weapon of mass destruction

buddy comin with the rubber gloves to give him a check up

He had swallowed some gun powder and they were not taking any chances.

At a recent gay protest demonstration in London yesterday, Sgt. Gregory Peckerman, of the crowd control division, approaches a demonstrator who has just taken a very long piss in the middle of Cocksbridge Rd. When Sgt. Peckerman was asked why he wears a gas mask, he replied, "I always wear me mask while on patrol at gay demonstrations. I happen to be very alergic to ass oders." - LONDON TIMES -

Someone forgot to put toilet paper on wensday's market note.