Cigarmann

Weird Insertions

Everyday objects in better places
by Cigarmann 2 years ago (Fri, Apr 06, 2012) in Kink (Porn)
Weird insertions
Weird insertions
Weird insertions
Weird insertions
Weird insertions
Weird insertions
Weird insertions
Weird insertions
Weird insertions
Weird insertions
Weird insertions
Weird insertions
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  • painwhore | 2 years ago | +9
    Barbies are NOT weird
    • Beerfan | 2 years ago | +6
      Just keep telling yourself that...
    • deleted | 2 years ago | +3
      salami as well.... nothing unusual here... yep?
    • Dodger1974 | 2 months ago | +1
      It would have less weird if it would have been Barbie and Ken.
  • beccaboo69 | 2 years ago | +8
    I will think twice before I touch anything walking into someones house from now on.
    • Budwhite | 2 years ago | +2
      Just smell of it first.
    • Dodger1974 | 2 months ago | +1
      Be careful who's hand you shake. You don't know where it has been either. ;-)
  • uncaged401 | 2 years ago | +5
    All those wierd things and i cant get a hottie to just sit on mine FML
  • Gmike | 2 years ago | +5
    Is num 2 sour dough?
    • Beerfan | 2 years ago | +3
      If it wasn't, it soon will be.
    • deleted | 2 years ago | +3
      Possible yeast infection...
  • analplay | 2 years ago | +5
    where are the weird ones
  • truegrit84 | 2 years ago | +5
    [image]
  • Creepfest | 2 years ago | +4
    so that's where i left my keys
  • Spoogington | 2 years ago | +4 -1
    12, Could be worse, could be a different kind of stool...
    • eatitraw21 | 2 years ago | +2
      Always thought that was a gay joke
      • MrRam | 2 years ago | +2
        The gay joke would require 3 queers and a barstool if I'm not mistaken
  • Beerfan | 2 years ago | +3
    WTF are those things in number 11?
    • Cigarmann | 2 years ago | +3
      I could not figure it out either.....but it looked weird!
      • JollyRogArrh | 2 years ago | +3
        Looks a little like the 3 martians from the toy story movies
      • Beerfan | 2 years ago | +2
        Possibly shampoo bottles.
        • Pookybear | 2 years ago | +2
          More specifically
          • deleted | 2 years ago | +1
            I've used that shit before, specifically the pear scent.
    • ProjectVermilion | 2 years ago | +2
      Think they are bottles of lotion or something
    • ecorock | 2 years ago | +2
      3 shucked clams in a really fucked clam.
      • ecorock | 2 years ago | +5
        Nevermind. Looks nothing like clams with glasses on.
    • deleted | 2 years ago | +2
      Body wash bottles...looks like
    • fkbisme | 2 years ago | +2
      I think it looks like she has clams in her clam.
  • slikride | 2 years ago | +3
    Rubber chickens? Not sure that's an everyday object in my house...lol
    • WonkyDonkey | 2 years ago | +2
      You don't have a rubber chicken in your house!! What's wrong with you??
    • robo91670 | 2 years ago | +2
      rubber duckies yes rubber chicken no
  • desire101 | 2 years ago | +3
    Number 2 I guess that's one way to make bread pudding.
    • robo91670 | 2 years ago | +1
      I like bread pudding but if it was made like this I would eat it all the time...
    • BeAtMyMeAt | 2 years ago | +1 -1
      Her Vagina must be Crusty,ooooo! BaZinga.
    • deleted | 2 years ago | +1 -1
      Or a yeast infection
  • novaguy825 | 2 years ago | +3
    Number 10 must be a blonde, because that is not what i ment by hide the salami.
  • deleted | 2 years ago | +3
    With # 2, 6 & 10 you almost have a meal. Just need woman with musturd and lettuce shoved in their snatch
  • deleted | 2 years ago | +2
    I don't know that I'd call it a "better" place, especially since there's no telling what else has gone up those snappers. Nice post either way CM.
  • Drweld | 2 years ago | +2
    I wonder what the girl with the duck in her snatch is thinking?
    • Beerfan | 2 years ago | +3
      "I am not getting paid enough for this."
    • Budwhite | 2 years ago | +1
      I wonder if THIS will make his quack echo.
      • SnowOwl | 2 years ago | +1
        I don't think she is thinking at all, she looks a bit on the special side.
        • Budwhite | 2 years ago | +1
          So it probably wasn't that hard to get her to put that duck inside her.
  • comaTOASTpsycho | 2 years ago | +2
    "EVERYTHING"......is a tad bit sticky in this post! :) )
  • MrJones | 2 years ago | +2
    Kinda wondering where the other three girls in the last pic went.
  • deleted | 2 years ago | +2
    I had rubber chickens(for emergencies)now that I need them,they're gone!
  • Wagingwetard | 2 years ago | +2
    Think of the ramifactions of a squirter and the frying pan.. multitasking in its most primal form..sex, and treading up the frying pan for dinner..
    • Beerfan | 2 years ago | +1
      Ramifications are not what I'm thinking of when I'm looking at a woman sticking things in her pussy.
      • Wagingwetard | 2 years ago | +1
        You shouldn't be that myopic.. my minds shoots off every which way.. now I'm trying to think up some good things she could be doing if she had a lighter up her ass with the frying pan still in her pussy..
  • daddybear1964 | 2 years ago | +2
    I guess number # 10 wants to play hide the Salami pretty bad huh?
  • deleted | 2 years ago | +2
    Whats up with the chick that has a snatch full of stewie dolls.
  • ChemikalBurn | 2 years ago | +2
    Pic 2: "Would you like your beef dipped or dry?"
  • Pookybear | 2 years ago | +2
    I would enjoy a game of ring toss
  • PervyMcPervington | 2 years ago | +2
    man I got REALLY hard and REALLY wanted to lick salami girls balloon knot. that is a phenomenal asshole
  • friendlygarfield | 2 years ago | +2
    Ladies - does this mean the average cock is no more in demand ? :-(
    • robo91670 | 2 years ago | +4
      I don't think it ever was a demand, they just needed us around to help pay bills and something to bitch about to thier friends...
    • MummifiedBrains | 5 months ago | +1
      Don't worry, plenty of women still like the average cock. Just bring along some of your household objects to stick up their arses. ;)
  • ConnieLynne | 2 years ago | +2
    Love the "Hide the salami" game!
  • MaliciousDeedee | 2 months ago | +2
    At least #5 is practicing safe sex... Don't more money babies running around. Thus how big foot was probably born.
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