Wtf did he think would happen?

Guy sticks knife in toaster
by deaddog 10 months ago (Thu, Jun 06, 2013) in Fail (SFW)
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The only thing that would make this better is if he was standing in water...
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  • deleted | 10 months ago | +18
    Holy fuck I wasn't expecting that.
    • deleted | 10 months ago | +5
      Me neither. I just thought the knife was going to get really hot or someone was going to get electrocuted.
      • deleted | 10 months ago | +3
        the hot knife would have made spreading the cold butter a bit easier :)
    • mikefromud | 10 months ago | +1
      A few sparks maybe, but not the whole fucking toaster blowing up
  • g0g3tfuck3d | 10 months ago | +13
    Morons...I pray they never have kids!
    • MajorBornLoser | 10 months ago | +1
      Mandatory license to breed perhaps??
    • misscritical | 10 months ago | +1
      Now that they don't have a toaster to put their dicks in, the chances of them having kids just increased.
  • Wagingwetard | 10 months ago | +13 -2
    No.. that is actually an impossibility.. unless that toaster was 480v, the breaker was federal pacific, the knife was made of silver, and his buddy was a special effects man just trying to make a YouTube hit..
    • deleted | 10 months ago | +4 -1
      Just let us enjoy the show corporal buzzkill... Your as bad as fkb when it comes to animal posts.

      That's sounds dickish. But I'm not being dickish. More trying to be prickish. Someone should patent these fonts...
      • Wagingwetard | 10 months ago | +6 -1
        Sorry, it was glaringly fake to someone who eats lava, pisses perfection, and shits gold.. these 3 will probably die from brain damage due to sniffing duct seal and insulation.. ;)
        • deleted | 10 months ago | +3
          And for Moses's sake I didn't neg you. I was just making a witty rebuttal.

          And for all to know: being a dick is intentional being mean, being a prick is being mean in a sarcastic way. I swear that's written somewhere...
          • Wagingwetard | 10 months ago | +2
            Nah, I didn't think you did.. just an adoring fan, or a plumber.... ;)
            • deleted | 10 months ago | +2
              That's funny, I tried posting this vid but apparently he beat me to it.. I knew it was fake but I wanted to see how many people would fall for it before you or Alchemist said something.. Your comment was priceless
              • Wagingwetard | 10 months ago | +1
                I seriously tried to make a scenario that was plausible.. those damn federal pacific can do some serious welding.. ;)
        • geminye | 10 months ago | +2
          In my best British accent, ........well done sir!
      • fkbisme | 10 months ago | +1
        Wait... what?
        • deleted | 10 months ago | +1
          When I was FeBeeze I made a comment about how maybe we just want to see a horse dance instead of knowing why it danced. You told me the pain it went though to be molded that way. It's stuck ever since.
          • fkbisme | 10 months ago | +1
            I remember that. Yeah... I can be kind of a downer when it comes to animals, horses especially.
  • deleted | 10 months ago | +9 -1
    That's so fake.
    • deleted | 10 months ago | +1
      Agree, he was going to use a tea clothe for safety, as well .
  • Dwightchokem | 10 months ago | +7
    Reminds me of our Massachusetts government. A whole lot of discussion before making a completely retarded decision.
  • Cigarmann | 10 months ago | +6
    Man the fuck up......last words heard by many a "man".....
  • artemny | 10 months ago | +5
    911: what's your emergency?
    Call: my friend is a dumbass, please send a unit down here to shoot him...
  • Auroravfim | 10 months ago | +3
    It was peer pressure, man!
    • LizardQueen | 10 months ago | +2
      It couldn't be. All of true peers are still in pre-school.
  • fkbisme | 10 months ago | +3
    I've stuck a knife in a toaster and I just got shocked... no shit exploded.
    • JustenCase | 10 months ago | +1
      And you lived to tell about it?
      I always wondered if it would be a shock or electrocution.
      • fkbisme | 10 months ago | +1
        I was pretty young, maybe like ten. It was a big shock but still just a shock.
        • LadyQ | 10 months ago | +3
          I stick a bobby pin in an extension cord once. Ran up 3 flights of stairs like I floated.
    • SnotRot | 10 months ago | +1
      When I was a kid I put a butter knife in the toaster to get a piece of broken bread out. Got a shock and never did it again.
    • RawrRosalina | 10 months ago | +2
      A plus for the arrested development reference
  • mattamus | 10 months ago | +2
    He should put in the tub with him next.
  • polishnazi | 10 months ago | +2
    A short story on electricity; Do not fiddle with your cloths dryer while in mushrooms. I cross-phased the hot lead on my dryer while enjoying fungi. If I was not wearing my Super-birki insulated rubber garden clogs, I would be dead or hurt like a mother fucker
  • Quadrez | 10 months ago | +2
    pause the video at 1:03. He clearly didn't have the knife in his hand anymore.
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