You know as well as i do shammie benders are gay butt spreaders over here.I take pride in the fact that i know you wouldn't slide a fkn credit card between the two cheeks of my ass.
I got waxed before by a fat chick in a studio down town and no she wasn't asian "irish".I had to go to the pub next door not because i'm an alcoholic but to cry into a pint while i was waiting for a taxi .
Ladies! Ladies! if you have a sweet Honeypot, and you could lick it, dont be selfish... share it with your guy...or girl..... Just lick it together... like a bonding experience!
The ultimate question comes to mind! Spit or Swallow! If you swallow, your gay, but if you spit, your a hypocrite for expecting anything more from your partner! Unless your partner is a guy, in which case your gay, and then its OK to swallow. The next question is, if a tranny were doing this, would it be gay? The top half is female, so its like watching straight porn with only one actor! Would cut your payments to actors in half!
It's not gay. I give myself a handjob like 5-6 times a fucking day dude. I sometimes look over at my dog licking himself and just wondering what it'd be like. I'd never leave the fucking house.
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