SourKiss

You Got A Big Penis, Guy?

Two white sluts sing my favorite lullaby
by SourKiss 1 year ago (Thu, Dec 08, 2011) in Fail (NSFW)
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  • MajorGowan | 1 year ago | +28
    I've got an overwhelming urge to find them and beat them to death.
    • WTFALO2JEFE | 1 year ago | +4
      just take them to McDonalds, theyll do it for you
    • deleted | 1 year ago | +2
      Then mount their still warm corpse
    • deleted | 1 year ago | +1
      I"m with ya.And I'd do live on cam for all to see...
    • FATJOE | 1 year ago | +1
      here here my good man i will help you in your quest just give me the word...
  • Cigarmann | 1 year ago | +18
    Those women put me at stage 1........
    • deleted | 1 year ago | +2
      what, the seductive wink didn't get you?
      • Cigarmann | 1 year ago | +2
        good god no, I need to make a stage -1 I guess........
        • MajorGowan | 1 year ago | +1
          What they make you want to have a vagina??
          • Cigarmann | 1 year ago | +2
            no no NO, thinking more like a turtle......
            • deleted | 1 year ago | +7
              [image]
              • Barklounger | 1 year ago | +12
                Stealth penis
                • lvlssepssy | 1 year ago | +1
                  Dang, she got balls in her putty lips!!!
              • Evermind | 1 year ago | +4
                I'm so dumfounded.. It kinda looks like a sphincter with lungs. At least it's protected by that fat hood.
              • lvlssepssy | 1 year ago | +1
                you had an accident with the machine? ah, an inverted pecker , i never seen one,
  • beccaboo69 | 1 year ago | +13
    The girl singing was decent. The sea donkey in back I wanted to drop kick
  • SourKiss | 1 year ago | +12
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  • Devilstones | 1 year ago | +11
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    • lvlssepssy | 1 year ago | +1
      ya missed , ya missed, ya missed again
      • lvlssepssy | 1 year ago | +1
        is he jigglin cause his bottomhalf is bigger than a linebackers shoulders? with pads on!!
  • thugslim | 1 year ago | +9
    I was waiting for the chair to shatter
    • deleted | 1 year ago | +9 -1
      I was waiting for the Kool-Aid man to bust through their wall and crush them both to death.
      • mcnasty15 | 1 year ago | +3
        Or bounce off of them and go back through the wall.
      • PrinceChazII | 1 year ago | +1
        The Koolade Man is already in bed waiting for them both to join him for a three flavor mixed action
  • LurchRMC | 1 year ago | +6
    [image]They're awfully lucky that black guys like fat white girls.
    • Kowboy | 1 year ago | +1
      They can have 'em!
      • lvlssepssy | 1 year ago | +1
        Then whys he got a sour look on his face? "is dis all i cud cum up wit?"
  • deleted | 1 year ago | +4
    they look like they got nice tits
    • deleted | 1 year ago | +6 -2
      They also look like nigger lovers.
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      • Ucanhaveherback | 1 year ago | +6 -11
        Hate to burst your bubble, but most women are.
        • deleted | 1 year ago | +2 -2
          You are just projecting your nigga loving feelings, the rest of us don't feel that way
  • bigblackjake | 1 year ago | +4
    they gave me a soft-on
  • deleted | 1 year ago | +4
    Is big penis some sort of new sandwich at the local Subway or deli?
    • camp89 | 1 year ago | +4
      Sometimes a big penis is just a big penis Doc.
      • waiatt | 1 year ago | +2
        Ya,don't over dink it
  • deleted | 1 year ago | +5 -1
    I will get negged but they both have pretty faces and I would do them.
    • camp89 | 1 year ago | +2 -1
      Hence, your name BigOrca.
      • deleted | 1 year ago | +2
        Look at your pick. Fat batman.
        • camp89 | 1 year ago | +3
          Do you mean my prick or my pick of the two girls? Slow down and take your time replying. Also, I was one of the plusses you received, you BigOrca Dick.
  • mmmbabiesyum | 1 year ago | +3
    God damnit SOURKISS!!!!! I sent you this video of my girl and I in confidence!
    • friendlygarfield | 1 year ago | +2
      i thought you just ate babies you a bad rap singer too ?
  • XXXrayTech | 1 year ago | +3
    i watched it a second time but i muted the sound and i found it much more appealing! that being said, id fuck the shit outta both of them and take them out for icecream afterwards
  • NotTheFace | 1 year ago | +3
    It is not ok to sing a song about fucking guys and being a skanky whore and keep your tits hidden the whole time
  • Ace1dd | 1 year ago | +2
    She could sit on a bar stool and slide all the way to the floor
  • deleted | 1 year ago | +2
    Okay girls this is why we men tell you that you're better seen not heard....
  • gamd1985 | 1 year ago | +2
    i think shes singin it to a pie
  • deleted | 1 year ago | +2
    They both look like they have bad foot odor.
  • TBSSpussyhunter | 1 year ago | +2
    I was hoping that their parents would bust the door down smack the shit Out of them and tell them that fat ugly girls shouldnt act like that cause it's nasty.
    • lvlssepssy | 1 year ago | +1
      they got no parents! That would claim them!!
  • Plexipunk | 1 year ago | +2
    Did R&E write this song?
    • deleted | 1 year ago | +10
      I dint think so... If R&E wrote this song it would be 12 hours and 37 seconds long.
  • xchandlerx | 1 year ago | +3 -1
    Parent fail!!!!
    • eatitraw21 | 1 year ago | +2 -1
      Dad must be so happy
  • friendlygarfield | 1 year ago | +2
    they look like young snot-nosed wannabe sluts just found out what a cock and dildo look like and now think they "got it all "
    • deleted | 1 year ago | +1
      when I was that age those were the Best girls to date. they think they know what the are doing and have NO IDEA.. but they were so easy you could look them in the eye at lunch break and say "wanna fuck" and they would take their panties off and let you do what you want... and they would pretend it was the best thing in the world....
  • sexmeup | 1 year ago | +2
    Big penis ? Judging by the girth of them i reckong they are getting more big macs than anything else
    • Kowboy | 1 year ago | +1
      I can guarantee they supersize the fries!
  • DoubleO | 1 year ago | +2
    Srsly, Why would you be proud to sing a song like that? Especially with her jacked up speakers that sounds like the chick in the back is sitting on.
  • waiatt | 1 year ago | +2
    I dont want any part of the thong the fatter one is wearing. 2"you gotta be hung like a sturgeon"Huh? News flash sunshine, fish dont have dicks
  • xXxDemixDuchessxXx | 1 year ago | +2
    why would any girl sing this song and post it? "im slutty and I'll blow it"?....how about... "I HAVE HIV AND I KNOW IT!" sounds good!
  • Seeker | 1 year ago | +2
    oh god thats painful......they can live but i am ripping out their uterus.
  • ruthless | 1 year ago | +2
    For the love of god when the one in the back turned around she looked like a line backer.
  • mammarysex | 1 year ago | +2
    Are Giant Penises Comfy At All?
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    • deleted | 1 year ago | +1
      I dont know... Why dont you tell us.
    • lvlssepssy | 1 year ago | +1
      if i get it all the way in , it is for me !!!!
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