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From: emoloserr Joined: 2 years ago Uploads: 15 |
Added: Jun 22, 2008 Category: Bizarre Tags: masturbation weird food tomato self solo |
| I guess we now know where that salmonella out break came from....My first post hope u all like it!!!!!!!!!! +17 reply |
 | What's tomato with you man!! reply |
 | HolliWould | 2 years ago |
 | I'm sure someone on here is going to offer to whip you up a batch of mayo!! +2 reply |
 | Lolzzz and Im sure someone is going to Post a Video, How they make Mustard. +1 reply |
 | HoraceRider | 2 years ago |
| I can tell from ur Avatar, You are a Dick Head. +1 reply |
 | Dimuborgir | 2 years ago |
 | i never knew it was possible to fuck a tomato. I might try it but I don't know if it's possible to get salmonella poisoning by fucking something that has salmonella in it +1 reply |
 | Introducing, the New, RONCO Tomato Decorer! +8 reply |
 | There are easier ways to get Tomato Juice! +9 reply |
 | True indeed. Remind me not to stop by this cat's place for OJ in the morning. reply |
 | WTF it ment to be a cherry pie.....not the beef steak tomato.............. +5 reply |
| Sad part is that's just a cherry tomato +5 reply |
| that it is now....so sad yet so ture....... +1 reply |
 | scorpionking | 2 years ago |
 | Iam1whoAmI | 2 years ago |
 | Mom, Daddy put too much salt on the tomato salad again!! +3 reply |
| smurfspunk | 2 years ago |
 | Since the tomato is really a fruit and he fucked one Does this mean you are what you fuck ? +5 reply |
 | Very interesting.... now eat it. +1 reply |
 | so this is why they had the recall on tomatoes +2 reply |
 | sometimes...... just sometimes I wish I had a dick. You can only stick so much into a pussy, but the possibilites with a dick? wait, that was a weird ass comment....... *sits the drink down* yeah..uhm, disreguard that. +6 reply |
 | you can borrow mine Q reply |
| What else do I have to do? Im a vegetarian!!! +1 reply |
 | fucking a naan bread is a good start. +1 reply |
 | LearnToSwim | 2 years ago |
 | wow, this guy must really LOVE food! Just look at that belly. reply |
| scorpionking | 2 years ago |
 | DragonsfirePit | 2 years ago |
 | MiPalomaEnTuBoca | 2 years ago |
 | That's great until you get a seed in your pee hole... i imagine... shit. +1 reply |
 | That's it ,i'm going outside and pull all my tomatoe plants.Can't ever look at them them the same way again after this. reply |
| HoraceRider | 2 years ago |
 | All this nonsense will eventually ketchup with him one day. +3 reply |
| Iam1whoAmI | 2 years ago |
 | XXXMissHeavenXXX | 2 years ago |
 | EmptySmiles | 2 years ago |
 | superman2050 | 2 years ago |
 | jonniewaker | 2 years ago |
 | lets see him do that with a lemon. +2 reply |
 | oddgyrlout | 2 years ago |
 | "Bomps him in the head" He could have had a V8 +1 reply |
 | tomato1666 | 2 years ago |
 | Wonky_Donkey | 2 years ago |
 | he new ron popeal tomato juicer. it makes a nice creamy juice. reply |
 | That is the worst pesto I have ever seen made. I mean you need more nuts to make pesto. reply |
 | PhotoShopWarrior | 2 years ago |
| Snuff apparently... reply |
 | Blindfreek | 2 years ago |
| just ur glass reply |
 | you say tomato hes says fuck it +1 reply |
 | cobaltmonkey | 2 years ago |
| only way, if you donīt like meat reply |
 | seandamonisback | 2 years ago |
 | table 5 are still waiting for their starters - have you got the stuffed tomatos ready yet? +1 reply |
 | Hell, I thought i was kinky reply |
 | I wood need a water mellon reply |
 | bet that's the secret behind Heinz ketchup... reply |
 | backlinelv | 2 years ago |
| waiter, i asked for the dressing on the side +1 reply |
| Wow. the tomato is the size of his dick reply |
 | marshallbanana | 2 years ago |
 | They Cut it off... Just before he eats it.... Sick Fucker, Go Pay a whore. reply |
 | the other part was he does that to all the tomato's and gives them to his friends to eat and tells them it's gravy on top of it reply |
 | persephonexoxo | 2 years ago |
| MiPalomaEnTuBoca | 2 years ago |
| i dont wanna know what he dose with other veggies.....next vieo celery? reply |
| bannana is butter in this case! reply |
 | no wonder there was a salmonella outbreak +1 reply |
 | real men come off the extra few bucks for a watermelon ya cheap prick reply |
| that has to be a cherry tomato with that little pecker reply |
 | squizzytaylor | 2 years ago |
| What a sad little tomato reply |
| What's he tryin' to mate? OH! reply |
 | HentaiNoKamiSama | 2 years ago |
| he....has no nuts man! D: reply |
 | 'i'll have the ceaser salad with tomato, cucumber & some cock on the side" reply |
| i hope he gets a seed in his pee hole, lol reply |
 | try it with lemon reply |
| Thats what I should do with my crappy tomatoes reply |
| ticklemepink | 2 years ago |
 | CraziMinded | 2 years ago |
| sexiedevil | 2 years ago |
 | xMalicexKittyx | 2 years ago |
 | i see the little reason why hes doing this reply |
 | he of must learnd this in prison. reply |
 | are you serious...wtf! reply |
