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From: emoloserr Joined: 4 months ago Uploads: 15 |
Added: Jun 22, 2008 Category: Bizarre Tags: masturbation weird food tomato self solo |
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I guess we now know where that salmonella out break came from....My first post hope u all like it!!!!!!!!!! +17 reply 
What's tomato with you man!! reply
So that's how they make ketchup!? and thats why its called a CONDOMent !? ewww.. I'll stick with mustard! +8 replyHolliWould posted 4 months ago
I'm sure someone on here is going to offer to whip you up a batch of mayo!! +2 reply 
Lolzzz and Im sure someone is going to Post a Video, How they make Mustard. +1 reply 
Hey Holli, make sure its mustard, and not musturd +2 replyHoraceRider posted 4 months agoI can tell from ur Avatar, You are a Dick Head. +1 reply 
yea mustard sound like the right way to go... and how did it all fit into that tomato? replyDimuborgir posted 4 months ago
i never knew it was possible to fuck a tomato. I might try it but I don't know if it's possible to get salmonella poisoning by fucking something that has salmonella in it +1 reply
Introducing, the New, RONCO Tomato Decorer! +8 reply
There are easier ways to get Tomato Juice! +9 reply 
True indeed. Remind me not to stop by this cat's place for OJ in the morning. reply
WTF it ment to be a cherry pie.....not the beef steak tomato.............. +5 reply Sad part is that's just a cherry tomato +5 reply that it is now....so sad yet so ture....... +1 reply 
Ha, looks like that tomato just lost it's cherry +2 replyscorpionking posted 4 months ago
No. It was a cherry tomato. replyIam1whoAmI posted 4 months ago
Mom, Daddy put too much salt on the tomato salad again!! +3 reply
Tomato goes well along with french dressing!!!! replysmurfspunk posted 4 months ago
Since the tomato is really a fruit and he fucked one Does this mean you are what you fuck ? +5 reply
Very interesting.... now eat it. +1 reply
so this is why they had the recall on tomatoes +2 reply
sometimes...... just sometimes I wish I had a dick. You can only stick so much into a pussy, but the possibilites with a dick? wait, that was a weird ass comment....... *sits the drink down* yeah..uhm, disreguard that. +6 reply 
you can borrow mine Q reply
What else do I have to do? Im a vegetarian!!! +1 reply 
fucking a naan bread is a good start. +1 reply
you say tomato i say vagina +1 replyLearnToSwim posted 4 months ago
wow, this guy must really LOVE food! Just look at that belly. reply - Yeah, he's always looking for a FUCKING meal. LOL +2 replyscorpionking posted 4 months ago
who wants a bloody mary ? +1 replyDragonsfirePit posted 4 months ago
no thanks, just made one...but can I bum a smoke? replyMiPalomaEnTuBoca posted 4 months ago
That's great until you get a seed in your pee hole... i imagine... shit. +1 reply
That's it ,i'm going outside and pull all my tomatoe plants.Can't ever look at them them the same way again after this. reply - He's pulling his tomato in the vid. replyHoraceRider posted 4 months ago
All this nonsense will eventually ketchup with him one day. +3 reply
- Keep that fuck away from my salad. +1 replyIam1whoAmI posted 4 months ago
this guy clearly needs a girlfriend +2 replyXXXMissHeavenXXX posted 4 months ago- with a dick that small i dont think he will ever get one replyEmptySmiles posted 4 months ago
thats an unsusal juicer replysuperman2050 posted 4 months ago
If you think this is something just wait, he does a pineapple in his next video. replyjonniewaker posted 4 months ago
lets see him do that with a lemon. +2 reply
so thats how a fag makes salsa... interesting. replyoddgyrlout posted 4 months ago
"Bomps him in the head" He could have had a V8 +1 reply
- Did he eat the tomato in the end? replytomato1666 posted 4 months ago
Fucking cherry tomatoes is not gay... Fucking beef tomatoes is. LAW. replyWonky_Donkey posted 4 months ago
he new ron popeal tomato juicer. it makes a nice creamy juice. reply
That is the worst pesto I have ever seen made. I mean you need more nuts to make pesto. reply
Veggie Tales goes pornographic.. replyPhotoShopWarrior posted 4 months agoSnuff apparently... reply
Is that why V8 juice tastes so salty to me? replyBlindfreek posted 4 months agojust ur glass reply
you say tomato hes says fuck it +1 reply
well he certainly tore that shit up. replycobaltmonkey posted 4 months ago
only way, if you donīt like meat reply
Thats how Clamato was invented! replyseandamonisback posted 4 months ago
table 5 are still waiting for their starters - have you got the stuffed tomatos ready yet? +1 reply
Hell, I thought i was kinky reply
I wood need a water mellon reply
bet that's the secret behind Heinz ketchup... reply
My salad tastes funny. replybacklinelv posted 4 months ago
waiter, i asked for the dressing on the side +1 reply
Wow. the tomato is the size of his dick reply
Aren't tomatoes good for your prostate, or something?!? replymarshallbanana posted 4 months ago
They Cut it off... Just before he eats it.... Sick Fucker, Go Pay a whore. reply
the other part was he does that to all the tomato's and gives them to his friends to eat and tells them it's gravy on top of it reply
I watched it all to see if he would eat it...Im dissappointed. replypersephonexoxo posted 4 months ago
- wierd guy...you can tell from his technique that gerbils didn't work too well. Kudos on humanity, Tomato Fucker!! replyMiPalomaEnTuBoca posted 4 months ago
i dont wanna know what he dose with other veggies.....next vieo celery? reply
bannana is butter in this case! reply
no wonder there was a salmonella outbreak +1 reply
real men come off the extra few bucks for a watermelon ya cheap prick reply
that has to be a cherry tomato with that little pecker reply
Well, they are full of lycopene or is it phsycopene. replysquizzytaylor posted 4 months ago
What a sad little tomato reply
What's he tryin' to mate? OH! reply
well THAT'S a desperate man. replyHentaiNoKamiSama posted 3 months ago
he....has no nuts man! D: reply
'i'll have the ceaser salad with tomato, cucumber & some cock on the side" reply
i hope he gets a seed in his pee hole, lol reply
try it with lemon reply
Thats what I should do with my crappy tomatoes reply
- by the look of that guys cum he needs to start eating more tomatoes and stop fuckin em. replyticklemepink posted 3 months ago
kiwi is better replyCraziMinded posted 3 months ago
- A true vegi-sexual. replysexiedevil posted 3 months ago
i was wondering why the tomatoes were a bit salt this week =] replyxMalicexKittyx posted 3 months ago
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