PhillyDarko

Zippidy doo dah

Complete fucking retard tests out their new home made zip-line... Failure ensues.
by PhillyDarko | 2 years ago (Thu, Jul 22, 2010) | in Fail (Sfw)
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  • ruthless | 2 years ago | +4
    i thought you were supposed to slide down a zip line not jump in the middle of it with all of ur weight...after proving to the world how smart he is in this video genious here lands a very important job testn nuclear war heads by banging the top of them with a hammer.
    • CaptainFlyscratch | 2 years ago | +1
      Yes, a little trigonometry and basic physics would have sorted this issue. Looking at this, I doubt they can even read
    • I like em big... | 2 years ago
      actually you can bang them with a hammer and they won't go off, but drop something sharp down the silo so it tears open the rocket it is sitting on..... and the whole silo goes up! (millions of pounds of liquid fuel goes up easy)
  • PhillyDarko | 2 years ago | +3
    "Durrr... what happened?" The kid at the :21 mark is a fuckin' IDIOT!
    • psyclops | 2 years ago
      there just always has to be a stupid remark thrown in somewhere after someone does something stupid. but who knows.. maybe he found a leech on his nutsack and was trying to pull it off right when finally he realized it was just his penis then looked up to see his friend was suddenly and inexplicably on the ground.
  • BayRidgeGeorge | 2 years ago | +4 -1
    Like most American Idiots , you lack Consequential Thinking , my dear boy!
    • dood | 2 years ago
      You appear to be an expert in all things: "idiot". Tell me, what do European idiots lack?
      • TheUlf | 2 years ago | +1
        zip wires
        • dood | 2 years ago
          or balls
  • douchebag666 | 2 years ago | +5 -2
  • crowebar360 | 2 years ago | +2
    What are you talking about? It totally worked.... between the 12 and 14 second mark.
  • Wonky_Donkey | 2 years ago | +2
    That's what you get for using Mystys moms panties for your hand hold.......
    • Mystyfydu | 2 years ago | +1
      Fuck you Donkey, my mom doesnt wear panties.
  • SheepShagger | 2 years ago | +2
    The testing of a "retard removal device". Worked fine. Just need to increase the hight for maximum effectiveness
  • Tommygunn | 2 years ago | +1
    More like Zippity Dipshit
  • Chleda | 2 years ago | +1
    I actually watched it twice to see if it was a design print on his shirt. It isn't, it's just his own blood.
  • sternfan69 | 2 years ago | +1
    the greatst thing ive seen in a while
  • CHL | 2 years ago
    Hell, he shoulda just jumped off without the zip. Fucking idiots. LOL
  • BorisYeltsin | 2 years ago
    Hahahaha right smack on his face!
  • locutus2of1 | 2 years ago
    KTFO
    • Lady Q | 2 years ago
      *knocked the fuck out*
  • irishjohn80 | 2 years ago
    "No you won't fool, the Children of the revolution!".
    • Huerequeque | 2 years ago | +3
      These children are the fools of evolution.
  • killstrument | 2 years ago
    Seems like he doesn't go out much.
  • fireball80ca | 2 years ago
    This guys got it backwards, You're suposed to munch on capet not dirt
    • Tommygunn | 2 years ago
      NO NO NO then he might get laid and ....save us.... BREED
  • Harlequinn | 2 years ago
    *SPLAT*
  • Caballero | 2 years ago
    This folks, is the definition of "legally retarded" LOL
  • lpg | 2 years ago
    He's OK. Those skintight jeans cushioned his fall.
  • Mystyfydu | 2 years ago
    He should've just used the stairs.
    • mwstewart80 | 2 years ago
      whats the point in stairs when u can just jump?
      • catalin | 2 years ago | +1
        and land face first
  • camp89 | 2 years ago
    Stay Down!!!!
  • Gavz | 2 years ago
    Funny as, a hint was the rope pointing straight down.. ass clown!
  • Youngblood666 | 2 years ago
    lol....."are you geting this" he's more concerned over good footage than the welfare of his friend, what a pal. on his 2nd attempt he should try holding on. it did make for good viewing though.
    • Los666 | 2 years ago
      When he gets out of the ICU he better kick his friends ass.
  • VonEnemy | 2 years ago
    He falls face first... someone comes over and grabs his head... nice... that zip line needs to be higher or it needs a sign "For Midgets Only"
  • powderedtoastman | 2 years ago
    i love how it catches just enough for him to land straight on his face
  • detroitboyhot1 | 2 years ago
    Walk it off you pussy
  • HentaiMan | 2 years ago
    If at first you don't succeed...
  • tuckeredout | 2 years ago
    Home movies of a future politician
  • JoeRotten | 2 years ago
    Junkyard 1 - Retards 0
  • daddyslittlewhore | 2 years ago
    Hmm. You dont see many black men with that kind of bravery.Nothing a little moonshine wouldnt cure.
  • FUCKISLAM | 1 year ago
    Fuckin idiot ! That plant was pimp .
  • DK396SS | 11 months ago
    That looked like it fucking hurt.
  • CaptainSugarSlit | 6 months ago
    That looks like the dip-shit I hired to paint my garage.
  • rollingsucka | 2 years ago | -1
    See wha happened was. I was trying to out do the nigger on the treadmill.
  • PLEDGEY | 2 years ago | -1
    he has retardavitis, alas, there is no cure.